Monday, January 30, 2006

Gua Banyak Bosan...

Hidup gua banyak boring lor... Gua sula mau jadi gila......

Aiyo...

Sorry, I just remembered something to rant about:

If you're looking for the most expensive, mediocre-I-can-make-this-at-home-for-nothing-with-one-small-aubergine-type food with the worse service in town (except, of course, if you're mat-salleh or/and obviously-royalty-with-10-huge-bodyguards *takes a breath* I recommend 'Shook!'.

For those of you with masochistic tendencies, you are Guaranteed! to have THE most unsatisfying meal available in KL AND pay through your nose for the privilege. It is little wonder the place is the favoured dining spot of KL's superfluous, superficial rich: OTT, lacking substance, shallow, pissing-off-ly-pathetically pretentious, pretty on the outside, blah within. Superficial lah. Nak harap lawa je. Quality: ZERO. The menu wasn't even that interesting. (Literally) Thick as a plank and just as much content.

We had to call the attention of a waiter to be seated. We had to wait 15 minutes before our orders were taken. 20 minutes for appetizers, half an hour for my pot of jasmine tea - which came as lemon, so I had to wait some more, 15 more minutes after the appetiser plates were cleared before the mains arrived, and I still had to come home and make myself Maggi Mee a scant hour-and-a-half later because the food was so forgettable. Oh, but the last straw was when they cleared the whole table of done dishes and unused cutlery while I was still eating my main course!! The waiter got a right fucking earful for that one. Needless to say, we didn't bother with dessert.

I knew there was a reason we decided to not patronize the place, I can't believe I forgot. The last time we went, my mother had to yell before we got our food, and walked out refusing to pay the 10% service charge because "your service is shit, you don't deserve to be paid extra for it." *snicker* Amen to that.

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